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Eye blurring good night in Porto

by Vicki Jeffels on September 17, 2012

Clumsily I slipped out of bed and picked my way to the bathroom, over a winding wacky trail of discarded clothes and underwear.

It had been a very good night.

We’d spent the evening at the magnificent Alfandega event centre, a converted custom house right on the Porto waterfront.  What an incredible building! Built in 1869 to process customs and trade of the city’s prize export product – magnificent Douro Port – the centre is strong, solid, and timeless.

Alfandega Congress Centre, Porto

On the night we visited its imposing stone structure was softened by the fading light of the day and imbued with drama by clever lighting. Out on the forecourt, riverside was this apostrophe in bronze.

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Beautiful evening riverside outside the Alfandega Congress Centre

There was a certain amount of drama in the Destinology Travel Bloggy Awards too, with squeals of delight not only from the winners, (no not me!) but also from the unwashed masses who were being skill-fully seduced by Douro wine.

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Alfandega Congress Centre beautifully lit for the Destinology Travel Bloggy Awards. No I didn’t get one.

I know we took a taxi back to the hotel. I just don’t remember doing so.

Hardly surprising then that as I made my way to the bathroom the next morning my eyes felt dry, leached of all liquid. I don’t understand that. How can you drink so much liquid and be dehydrated the next day?

I peeled open a new packet of contact lenses and slipped them in but still felt as if everything was blurry. I blinked. Once, twice. Three thousand times!

Still. Blurry.

Oh well that’ll learn me, I muttered as we made our way down to the hotel buffet breakfast. Over breakfast I tried numerous times to re-wet my lenses by blinking furiously. My Englishman thought I was being overly seductive,  albeit in a very obvious way.

I was blinking like a teenager dressed to kill in blue eye shadow and false eyelashes!

My Englishman just rolled his eyes. And didn’t mention the war – on sobriety – the night before.

It was a quiet breakfast as I employed the last few unsozzled brain cells trying to decipher what My Englishman was saying, and mentally counting down the minutes until I could run to the bathroom and drag out the splinters from my eyes, re-wet them and hopefully see again.

Before too long, I was there at the basin. Still seeing double. Still feeling as if I had glass in my eyes (and a wrecking ball in my head). I reached up to pull out my lens. It was stubborn. I dragged it out of my eye and examined its blue sphere on my finger.

It was bluer than usual.

It was thicker than usual.

It was plural.

I’d put in the day’s contact lenses over the top of yesterday’s lenses. The ones I’d slept in.

Yeah, it was a bloody good night, that Awards night in Porto.

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  • ExpatChild

    Haha! Oh yes, I’ve done that too.
    And put in lenses without using the neutralising fluid first. Oh, the PAIN!
    I did that twice…
    And I can’t forget the time a lens ripped in my eye and left a piece embedded in my cornea. That was a fun trip to the hospital.

    I don’t wear contact lenses now. Seems safer!

    • vegemitevix

      Oh yeah I’ve done the ‘lost the lens behind my eyeball’ thing too. OUCH!

      • ExpatChild

        Ahh, yeah, that one for me was just after I’d finished giving birth… a whole other story!

        • vegemitevix

          That sounds like a really interesting story!

  • http://bloggertropolis.blogspot.com/ Steve

    Shouldn’t you have had binocular vision?

    • Vicki Jeffels

      HAHAHA you would have thought so eh! Or maybe even stronger supersonic vision. Hmm that would have been quite cool.

  • http://www.insearchofalifelessordinary.com Russell V J Ward

    Naughty, naughty. So who won?

    • vegemitevix

      Lots of cool people – like The Planet D, and Legal Nomads and…um…I may have forgotten (read:was too busy drinking Port to notice!)

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