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April Showers and pregnant weather girls

Dear England,

april showers

April showers with bucketloads of what??

What do you call this then? Spring?

I don’t think so. I really don’t think so. I think Hell has frozen over. And little bits of it are raining down in hailstorms. Yet every time the pregnant weather girl comes on tele, she cocks her head with that apologetic smile and says ‘expect some more April Showers’.

Do I look like I need a shower? April or otherwise?

Where does the April Showers’ quote come from? I’d never heard of it before I came to live in England, and each year we get the same cliche trotted out to excuse the crap weather. I looked it up on Wemakeitallupapedia and they said April Showers had been a romantic film. Not a very good one it would appear, as it was remade five times, in 1923, 1929, 1948, 1993, and 2009.

Not having seen the film, I have no idea whether the producer’s idea of a romantic setting was a downpour of cats and dogs with a couple of shattered icebergs thrown into the mix for a laugh. But I guess it appears that everyone has Spring and new life on the brain with so many of the weather girls all being up the duff?

We know what they were all doing last summer!

Have you noticed how they all appear to be sporting the latest in maternity wear?

I guess it’s hardly surprising when you consider what a male weather presenter predicted in his forecast earlier this year.

Bucketloads of c*nt anyone?

I guess there’s been a lot of April showers – romantic ones – in the hallowed halls of the BBC and ITV lately, and it was past the watershed.

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