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But is God on Facebook?

News just out is that God’s number one man on earth, The Pope, has just sent his first tweet.

Sources aren’t clear but we are mostly certain it wasn’t a request for Hell Pizza in 140 characters or less. Apparently the new Twitter account, under the jazzy handle @news_va_en  was tapped out onto an ipad by the 85 year old, Pope Benedict.

The tweet won’t win any copywriting contests, simply saying –  “Dear Friends, I just launched News.va Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus XVI”

And with a name like that it doesn’t leave much room for retweeting!

We are uncertain whether the Pope’s tweet has been favorited, or whether the Pope is working on improving his  Klout score, or Sunday Times Social Media score. But on that point we wonder how the new Head of Social Media for the papacy will handle it when the Pope reaches the Guru badge stage on that esteemed list.

Could be tricky!

Does this mean that there will be a whole new cyber means of hearing confession?

Bless me Father for I have sinned, it’s been three days since my last tweet.

There are no immediate plans for the Pope to join Linkedin, and some Catholics have already expressed their disappointment that they will not be able to capitalise on the Pope’s impressive earthly and heavenly networks.*

But is God, or at least his earthly representative (that’ll be the Pope not Mark Zuckerberg) on Facebook? The answer is surprisingly, yes.  A number of Facebook pages come up answering to the name Pope Benedict although a couple describe the head of the Catholic church as Actor/Director, and Monarch.

The official page appears to be at – www.facebook.com/BenedictXVI but there’s no way of verifying as there is on Twitter. No blue ticks, or crosses, for that matter, here. It’s surprisingly incongruous reading the Papal page full of benedictions in Italian with the side bar full of events I’ve been invited to like – New Years Pre Drinks at The Barge, and ads for Tescos tasty bacon.

God's Number One Man on Facebook

But the most surprising thing? It’s not that there’s a page, it’s not that the Pope didn’t throw the ipad into a modern day pyre of technology and it’s not that the Pope managed to still sound pious in 140 characters.

The most surprising thing of all is that God’s Number One representative on earth and on Facebook, is not Mark Zuckerberg (as he thinks!) And what’s more God’s Number 1 man is liked by only 10,000 people.
God, if you’re listening Big Guy, I could give you a hand with your social media strategy.

*I could be making this up.

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  • http://twitter.com/allfookeduptoo Lynn MacDonald

    hahaha…i wonder how many people would LIKE his fan page…funny

    • Anonymous

      Only 10,000 it appears so I think the Man upstairs could do with a social media consultant like moi!

  • Stephen Blake

    Physician, Tweet thyself!

    When the cock crows you will have bad mouthed me on Twitter three times…!

    Render unto God what it God’s and render unto Twitter what is Twitter’s.

    • Anonymous

      Go forth unto the world and spread the Good Tweets!

  • http://www.muddlingalongmummy.com/ Muddling Along

    I believe there is a new app for making confessions…

  • http://aboutlastweekend.blogspot.com Jody Brettkelly

    Ben only has 10,000 followers? Ashton Kutcher’s tweets are so esoteric no wonder he leaves Pope in the dust. Totally needs your guiding hand, good on you for seeking out new clients.