1/Hi sorry for being late. I’ve just come straight from my run in 24 deg heat, didn’t have time for a shower! (Stinky!)
2/I’ve brought my boyfriend along. He won’t be any trouble, he just wanted to watch the brazilian. (Creepy couple alert!)
3/The last time I came here, I had Susie. I love her. She’s got the right touch and she smells nice. (Too Much Information!)
4/I haven’t been to the beautician for a wax for about two years. (Get out the shears!)
5/After a full brazilian wax said with tears in your eyes; ‘Thank you so very much. That was wonderful!’ (Enjoyed it a little too much!)
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